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Squishing a raisin

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an elderly woman

Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)
Nanners: Is there any such thing as an old lady that's a virgin? Is that a thing?

Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?

Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?

Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.

Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.
by datmanydocris April 25, 2016
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crushing the tomato

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an overweight woman.

Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally popped Becky's cherry last night.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.
by datmanydocris April 25, 2016
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Trials Effect

The unexplainable phenomenon of getting worse at something the more times you attempt it.

Origin: Originates from the popular Trials series.
Guy 1: I don't know how, but I got a worse score on my exam retake than I got on the original exam.
Guy 2: That's the Trials Effect for you.
by datmanydocris April 6, 2015
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