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Squidward

An employee whose inattentive, impatient, and sleeps on the job.
Remember, no one wants to be a squidward.
by Whythisword September 1, 2018
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skidmark

when a person dosen't wipe their ass and when he is fucking a hoe she sees the skidmark
EWWWWWWW what the fuck why is there a shit stain (skidmark) on your g-string
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Squidwarding a CPU

The act of taking a CPU (central processing unit) from a computer (preferably from AMD) and smashing it so it bends the pins curving upwards like Squidward's legs.
"Dude the pins are all fucked up"
"Dude when I get home I'm Squidwarding a CPU"
by CthulhuOgrelord November 15, 2020
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Squidward

I practice in which you and your partner are both naked. And in the next minutes you gather some paint and make a Picasso of a painting onto your partners face that looks similar to squidward off of (Spongebob Squarepants) TV Show. - Also known as "The Squidward"
Ken: Last night was crazy, my wife Karen let me do The Squidward on her.
Kyle: That's sick.
*Kyle then proceeded into turning into a lamp in the next few moments and gobbed in Ken's eye making him fall backwards and stumbling into another woman's Vagina*
by Boots with the fur February 7, 2021
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hot squidward

when depositing lotion on your hand and telling your friends, "hey ya'll what does it look like?" and one replies...(me) it looks like squidward came in your hand, in a more general sense, when one cums in his/her lovers hand.
Gimmie a hot squidward baby, i dont have a condom for you to cum in anyway!
by carvaggio'z boi May 18, 2006
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Scotland skidmark

trap your mate under the covers and then wet fart shart in her mouth..... then force the skidmarked underpants down her throat.... shout yeeehaw and cum in her ear.
"i love her so i gave her a scotland skidmark."
by BIg Bojangles May 2, 2008
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skidmarks

Skidmarks are usually brown, black and sometimes green, found in many exotic areas such as boxers, briefs, and panties.
You dont have skidmarks, you have the whole runway.
by Phatass September 2, 2003
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