I'm afraid to go too deep into the ocean--who knows what creatures are pulling a giant squid on me. It's been said that we haven't seen them, but they've definitely seen us.
by momosexxxual April 12, 2009
Creating a story a story so novel and challenging that less adept readers think you're intentionally fucking with them—"throwing" random weirdness into the narrative simply to obfuscate.
"I really tried to get through your novel, but it just never made sense. It's like you're just up in your ivory tower throwing squid at me."
by Ricky Potato June 02, 2014
by Fuckrick November 29, 2022
Matt: Dude, you squid and the whale'd the rental car seat?
Chris: There was a napkin but it was a good size load so it didn't get it all!
Chris: There was a napkin but it was a good size load so it didn't get it all!
by slole1 May 29, 2011
An emergency term used by those engaged in fisting when a quick withdrawal is needed. Takes its name from the shape the hand is in when removed with the fingers like the tentacles of the squid.
by Naty1m July 13, 2013
An illuminati type game created in south korea where you compete with your life for billions of won.
by Joey's corp September 30, 2021
Vampire squid refers to any large private or public organization that is a major drain on society through malicious but subtle or invisible actions. These organizations usually get away with what they do because of corruption within the society's regulatory structure.
"The world's most powerful investment bank Goldman Sachs is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money."
- Matt Taibbi, Rolling Stone, "The Feds vs. Goldman Sachs", 2009
The military industrial complex is like a vampire squid that is sucking the capital out of the pockets of the average American.
- Matt Taibbi, Rolling Stone, "The Feds vs. Goldman Sachs", 2009
The military industrial complex is like a vampire squid that is sucking the capital out of the pockets of the average American.
by Cocomaan May 26, 2010