giant squid

To see someone or something without him/her seeing you.

I'm afraid to go too deep into the ocean--who knows what creatures are pulling a giant squid on me. It's been said that we haven't seen them, but they've definitely seen us.

by momosexxxual April 12, 2009

squid fuck

noob squid is getting fucked

A noob squid is cumming, which is called squid fuck

by Fuckrick November 28, 2022

throwing squid

Creating a story a story so novel and challenging that less adept readers think you're intentionally fucking with them—"throwing" random weirdness into the narrative simply to obfuscate.

"I really tried to get through your novel, but it just never made sense. It's like you're just up in your ivory tower throwing squid at me."

by Ricky Potato June 2, 2014

squid and the whale'd

To masturbate and take your ejaculate when finished and wipe it on random/non-random things.

Matt: Dude, you squid and the whale'd the rental car seat?

Chris: There was a napkin but it was a good size load so it didn't get it all!

by slole1 October 15, 2011

Squid out

An emergency term used by those engaged in fisting when a quick withdrawal is needed. Takes its name from the shape the hand is in when removed with the fingers like the tentacles of the squid.

Shit, shit, Mary! Squid out! For God's sake, squid out!

by Naty1m August 26, 2013

squid game

An illuminati type game created in south korea where you compete with your life for billions of won.

Let's play squid game and risk our lives .

by Joey's corp September 29, 2021

vampire squid

Vampire squid refers to any large private or public organization that is a major drain on society through malicious but subtle or invisible actions. These organizations usually get away with what they do because of corruption within the society's regulatory structure.

"The world's most powerful investment bank Goldman Sachs is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money."
- Matt Taibbi, Rolling Stone, "The Feds vs. Goldman Sachs", 2009

The military industrial complex is like a vampire squid that is sucking the capital out of the pockets of the average American.

by Cocomaan May 26, 2010