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ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY

You do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK and you just shot yourself in the foot.

JOSE JOSUE SEPTEMBER 12 2021 6.30 PM SEPTEMBER 14,. 2021 1.00 PM ELASTICITY FLASHBACK
Don't you realize JOSE when you do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK as at the start of THIS IS A GIRL'S TRIP and then you at the end of the TRIP you had to be begged to make the required stops which means you never finished your duties JOSUE now he spells his name and ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY and in the next sentence I give you the analysis of why this is.

So JOSE is your name so is it OK if I Jerk Off Shit Eaating while you are driving or did you mean you want me to Jet Off SouthEast . Ok, now your name is JOSUE and oh yes THIS IS A GIRL'S TRIP and you see hands down it's an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY because BALLS TWO GO is really what this is , doing an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK and by the way JOSE never drove me anywhere as JOSUE was the driver and just drove from me around the block from MOUNTAIN VIEW to the GOOGLEPLEX so the cost was about $2.60 ;and THE TIP using the ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY to calculate is $2.85 and CASTRATION in counting if SEPTEMBER 14, 2021 you do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY for when URBAN JIG stole my ASSHOLE on VAMPIRE WEEKEND as HEY!!!!! where did my ASSH0LE go when I passed EMERALD HOUR and that ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY is all who need to watch and want to see it all on SEPTEMBER 12 2021 SATELLITE.IMAGING starting at your convenience as remember though , " THE MOTHERLAND DOES NOT LOVE YOU BUTT the MOTHERFUCKER can sure FUCK YOU with a JIGSAW (OUCH!!!!)
by BETE NOIRE ASSH0LE September 14, 2021
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