Sporking

Cuddling after sex, much like spooning, without detaching (pulling out).

Homie was so tired after sex that instead of pulling out he just fell asleep and we ended up sporking.

by Krystle_DA_Belle February 14, 2021

Spork

A fork and spoon made into one eating utensil.

Kentucky Fried Chicken serves sporks for utensils.

by Bonnie Time June 3, 2019

Spork

The worst & nastiest insult you could give someone

Jen: let’s not do ecstasy tonight, it’s dangerous and I hate to have to fun

Karen: don’t be such a loser/cunt Jen actually you’re worst you’re a fucking spork bitch

by Bruce Maharaj July 7, 2019

Spork

a fork with piece of pork at the end of it

A : I escaped jail today !

B : Really how did you do that ??
A : I dig a hole with Spork in my cell's floor

B : excuse me ?

A : (title)

by Kedd21 April 2, 2019

Spork

A word describing a gay pleb who refuses to suck some dick in synchronization

Yo she such a spork

Ik dude she a pleb too

by Big fella 123 March 5, 2019

Spork in the Road

When a road splits into two roads, but ALSO dips. I imagine a fork in the road...and now the dip.

When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.

by The_Naked_Snake May 28, 2018

Spork

(n.) A jerk, mansplainer, or similar, specifically someone who believes themselves to be of more benefit to the world than they, in fact, are.

I complimented his shoes and he made a big deal about not telling me where he got them so I can't "copy" him. What a spork.

by Hari314 July 8, 2025