splinter

a guy with a small penis who gets "wood" or a hard on, but since it's small, it's called a splinter.

"oh man, look at that guy's splinter! mwhaha"

by the one who coined the term! thank you! April 13, 2007

Splinters

When a woman hasn't shaved in awhile, and you feel very little hairs as grope her leg.

Damn girl, you got splinters!

by pistolpetee January 7, 2010

spontaneous

1. arising from internal cause: resulting from internal or natural processes, with no apparent external influence

2. arising from impulse: arising from natural impulse or inclination, rather than from planning or in response to suggestions from others

3. unrestrained: naturally unrestrained or uninhibited

4. botany growing uncultivated: growing without cultivation

John is so spontaneous.

by G.K June 15, 2007

spontaneous masturbation

Jacking off at random times in random places. If someone is a spontaneous masturbater, you never know when they will just whip their dick out and start beating it.

Zach pulled his dick out in the middle of the cafeteria and started pumping it. This is an example of spontaneous masturbation.

by Vengefulsorrow December 28, 2008

Spoilt

Someone who gets stuff the minute they ask for it.

Roel is a spoilt child .

by Shann66n June 27, 2018

Splint Dick

A splint dick occurs when someone can't get an erection on their own and attempts to fool the girl into thinking they're hard by tying two Popsicle sticks to either side of their penis like a splint

Robert ate too much spaghetti and couldnt get a boner, but still fooled Linda with his splint dick

by Stein Man May 4, 2008

shoint

a very shit rolled joint usually rolled by none experienced stoners rolling by hand

thats not a joint thats a fukin shoint

by big pappa fat January 31, 2007