a guy with a small penis who gets "wood" or a hard on, but since it's small, it's called a splinter.
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1. arising from internal cause: resulting from internal or natural processes, with no apparent external influence
2. arising from impulse: arising from natural impulse or inclination, rather than from planning or in response to suggestions from others
3. unrestrained: naturally unrestrained or uninhibited
4. botany growing uncultivated: growing without cultivation
2. arising from impulse: arising from natural impulse or inclination, rather than from planning or in response to suggestions from others
3. unrestrained: naturally unrestrained or uninhibited
4. botany growing uncultivated: growing without cultivation
John is so spontaneous.
by G.K June 15, 2007
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Zach pulled his dick out in the middle of the cafeteria and started pumping it. This is an example of spontaneous masturbation.
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Get the Spoilt mug.A splint dick occurs when someone can't get an erection on their own and attempts to fool the girl into thinking they're hard by tying two Popsicle sticks to either side of their penis like a splint
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