Splurt

Splurt - the blue water in a port-a-john that splashes on your brown eye while taking a dump.

Damn bro. After eating that burrito for lunch I hit the porta John and splurted all over my ass!

by Mr.upslurt August 31, 2021

Slurby

Acting extremely retarded

Wow, Jonah showed his penis to our class today. He is so slurby

by Johny S December 19, 2021

Spurbble

When a guy ejaculates into the vagina or anus (or both if he can)of their female partner or into the anus of their male partner and a pocket of air forms because he pulls out to fast it pulls that air pocket (along with his left overs) causing his sperm to create bubbles.

He pulled out of her so fast to go grab a towel that it caused her to Spurbble everywhere.

by Muffintoppin January 2, 2022

Splursnoggle

Splursnoggle; a seemingly innocent way to censor the word "dick"

That's a fine splursnoggle you got there!

by MushyMushrooms February 2, 2022

Splurnge

A Color invented by Pat K of Stereos(band) Fame. A mix of Rose Gold, Shell Pink and Diarrhea.

I painted my walls splurnge today!
Bro, my shit is splurnge, should I call a physician?

by Catsruledogsdrule February 7, 2022

splurtch

A joint rolled with splamptch butts

Fuck I’m gonna have to roll a splurtch

by Scruffy1234)5;3222 February 13, 2022

Splurt

To release bodily juices in an energetic manner.

I cut my toe and the blood just started to splurt.

by Spurtmastergeneral February 20, 2022