Splum

A semi combonation of splooge and cum. It is a weak ejaculation do to physical status or poor sperm count. A weaker built person may splum verus a more in shape and heathy person who would climax normally.

The meager AV nerd splum as the cheerleader kissed his nutsack.

by Klusky March 28, 2005

human spluge

A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate.

I'm sorry, but that asshole was a living, breathing human spluge.

by Mike August 6, 2003

Splumpkin

Getting a blow job while taking a dump.

I got her really drunk amd then she gave me a splumpkin

by Fatt Sakk March 29, 2005

splud

An old British exclamation. A shortening of "god's blood." Similar to streuth which is an abbreviation of "god's truth."

Oh splud I just shot my brother!

by patchinindia March 5, 2009

Splurge

An evil indulgence causing bank accounts to suffer.

ha i was right kristen

To splurge is evil to bank accounts.

by fruity April 22, 2006

Spluge

When someone cums all over and it’s all moist and nasty.

Oh shit, I think Robert just spluged himself

by Dick faggot March 7, 2018

splunk

mow mow manow :)

ashley splunked

by agglysmot March 26, 2022