Splosie

A passionate user of the CRM system Splose that was founded in Adelaide, Australia.

Read this review from a raging splosie about the awesome new product features.

by Splosenator January 15, 2024

Splosie

A fanatical user of the CRM system Splose which was founded in Adelaide, Australia

A fellow Splosie just showed me a great new feature that is going to make our clinic more efficient.

by Splosenator January 15, 2024

Spostas

Having confidence in knowing you are where you are “supposed” to be and using that confidence to get you where you want to be. The opposite of imposter syndrome.

I put on my spostas and just walked right backstage

by Whichbetty July 16, 2024

Sploutaneous

Describes the feeling of doing something in the heat of the moment.

Imagine the word “Spontaneous” but with a little more flare and power.

Last night I made out with Jessica, I didn’t even know I was into her. I guess I was just feeling a bit Sploutaneous.

by TheJabes March 29, 2024

Splort

An online sport simulation with absurdist elements such as eldritch beings, incineration of players in the middle of a match, and capitalism.

Originated from the narrative driven ambient game Blaseball and the many games inspired by it after it's untimely ending.

Blaseball was my favourite splort...

by limelocked January 16, 2026

SPLOTCHLIN

SPLOTCHLIN IS A UNIT OF MEASUREMENT MEANING VERY LITTE; A SMALL AMOUNT

ADD A SPLOTCHLIN OF VODKA IN MY DRINK, PLEASE.

by EMILYM9978 January 8, 2025

Splootastic Meltdown

When someone writes paragraphs of content thinking they are writing a book putting a weird performance as if they were in a TV drama making them seem as cringe as possible while at the same time trying to be taken seriously.

Josh T Wildcard: It's just astounding how much you and anyone who knows what you do do not deserve an apology of any kind. The fact that I did anyway... I can't even believe I did that. What was I even apologizing for? Arguing with honest to God trolls in a freaking discord server, when what - I should have blocked them instead? I felt like I had to apologize... for THAT?

And then the fact that it caused some of the worst vehemence I've seen from people, just WOW. Absolutely disgusting. Despicable, Deplorable, on and on. There aren't even words for people like that. And a whole group of them. Unreal. What a toxic waste dump.

Guy: What in the autism did I just read up there?

Guy 2: Oh him? Yeah he tends to do that, write up paragraphs like if he's writing a book while putting on a cringe performance thinking he's in a drama or whatever. He's having his usual Splootastic Meltdown.

by inexcelsisf April 12, 2025