While penetrating a woman from behind, insert both thumbs into the anus and pull apart, in turn, opening the anus and making the womans buttocks resemble an english muffin being split open.
by Douche McGouche November 29, 2007
Get the split the muffinmug. When a girl decides to excrete her feces while wearing a thong, creating an image similar to meatloaf being split while being passed through a thin string.
by Scooberto May 29, 2019
Get the splitting meatloafmug. v. The act of throwing a curling rock into the central house to score a deuce. Similar to throwing a perfect game in baseball, or scoring a hat trick in cricket only not so rare or difficult, or exciting to watch. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada and rural Sweden.
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Hey! Don't switch the channel! The thermal-boy was about to split the rings.
Grow up. It's curling for God's sake.
Grow up. It's curling for God's sake.
by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012
Get the split the ringsmug. A sexual position for a male and female, much like the scissor sister position for lesbians, where both the male and female open their legs and inter-twine with eachother, with the male thrusting into the female's pussy. For increased penetration, the female can grip onto the males thigh.
by scissorsplitter June 16, 2010
Get the Scissor splitmug. by Felio July 25, 2009
Get the cherry splitmug. by PNIS March 6, 2014
Get the bannanus splitmug. when a bunch of guys fuck a girl in the ass,pussy,both ears,tittys,givin head,and givin hand jobs to to men
by jeff November 9, 2003
Get the split twistermug.