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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 1, 2025

Spiritual Hand Shake

Typically a short eye contact when there would in general be a real hand shake. Often accompanied by a friendly remark. A rest of politeness and friendliness in epidemic times

Hello Walter, how are you? Please feel my Spiritual Hand Shake! It comes from my heart ...
Dear colleagues, please avoid physical hand shakes. Our policy are spiritual hand shakes.

by ThePhysopher March 5, 2020

Spiritual Allotment

A prosaic name for the toilet.
Men who don't have access to a private outdoor space will often repair to the WC for a bit of peace and quiet.

Woman: You were in the toilet a long time. Are you constipated again?
Man: No I just needed to spend some time on my spiritual allotment.
Woman (mutters under breath): That's why it smells like manure in there then.

by Green Tito May 6, 2013

Spiritually in you

When although your penis isn’t actually inside someone you align your chakras and make it happen spiritually, imagining that your shlong is inside someone
Usually telling someone to annoy them

Zachariah: Shut up fatass
Jeremiah: Zachariah it’s spiritually in you right now
Zachariah: What the hell

Jeremiah: You’re spiritually pushing back on it rn

by The brisket gang June 21, 2024

Spiritual Interpretivism

Spiritual Interpretivism, also Esoteric Interpretivism, Mystic Interpretivism, Religious Interpretivism or Extraphysical Interpretivism, is a current of interpretivism that defends that reality is formed by spiritual, esoteric, religious, mystical and extraphysical relations between subjects and the world, where reality it is essentially formed by spiritual, esoteric, religious, mystical and extraphysical experiences as well as their interpretations by the subjects and their religious, spiritual, esoteric, mystical and extraphysical beliefs. Spiritual Interpretivism also holds that reality is essentially spiritual and that any interpretation of reality tends to be minimally spiritual no matter how materialistic and/or anti-spiritual it may be.

"Spiritual Interpretivism believes that spirituality and the spiritual are the fundamental principles of reality and interaction between subjects and the world."

by Full Monteirism July 12, 2021

Spiritually Mediocre

SM, for short, is a person who repeats phrases, “facts”, or jokes we’ve all heard a million times. They have no original thoughts of their own and just repeat things they think they’re expected to say. Also known as a “Bromide” (‘Are you a Bromide? The Sulphitic theory expounded and exemplified’ 1906) or more recently known as an “NPC” the term Spiritually Mediocre was coined in 2012.

SM Bromide NPC guy: it’s messed up that in America you can go over seas and kill people at 18 but you can’t legally crack a freakin beer! Play stupid games win stupid prizes. If you travel to Ireland, do not go to a pub and order an Irish car bomb, that’d be like ordering a 9/11 in NYC. I just watch the super bowl for the commercials. Statistically speaking, it’s actually harder to get into clown college than Harvard. I don't care about cars, as long as it gets me from point A to point B.

Sulfate guy: Good god man, you are Spiritually Mediocre as fuck!

by Nevernity February 16, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025