Spazmatastic

1) an expression to describe a "blond moment" or a period of time when you forget a word and need to be reminded.
2) When you do not understand something simple or forget how to do something simple.
3) A word used to describe the times when you, or some one else, forgets where their going.

"Well isn't this spazmatastic I forgot where I was going again."

"My your feeling spazmatastic today Jenny you even forgot how to spell because"

by Blair May 4, 2004

spamarazzi

A term used to refer to people who send spam to quasi-public figures due to their relatively high profile in connection with work on specific committees or projects.

Now that you're listed as the chair of the committee, your in-box is going to be filled by the spamarazzi.

by DanteSmart December 15, 2010

Spasm Spank

When the missus grabs your member with no real clue as to what she's doing and violently wrenches it to and fro.

The Missus gave me a Spasm Spank last night, she damn nearly tore it off.

by clivep36 April 15, 2017

Spazmatronic

someone who is clumsy or loud.

*hannah trips* Hannah your such a spazmatronic!

by Esme_Fox June 6, 2018

Piss Spasm

That dance you go when you really gotta go.

Larry had been holding it for a while, so I wasn't suprised when he had a Piss Spasm and ran to the bathroom.

by jeffbarstaff April 8, 2010

Gobble dee gook spasm

The exact point of reflux during deep fellatio inflicted upon the female throat.

Lara: I went down on Steve the other night and almost spewed, he shoved my head down to far..

Jess: oh.. You mean you experienced a gobble dee gook spasm?

by stink wizard November 21, 2013

spammar

The intriguing yet horrible assembly of words passing as an attempt at grammar in spam emails.

"Why men prefer to avoid their own wives or girlfriends and lie, being scared of their male incompetence in bedroom, instead of just swallow one blue pilule and be her insatiable James Bond?"

is an example of "spammar"

by dasquared August 28, 2009