smarty-pants

1. (n) a smart aleck
2. (n) a person who knows that the word "lul-a-bye" comes from the Saxon words “lul,” meaning "to sing," and “bye,” meaning "to sleep," and then brags about it in the weekly email newsletter.

Example: Kristy is such a smarty-pants.

by Footnotes editor March 19, 2006

spartini

The drink equivalent of being kicked off a cliff by a screaming, caped man.

Person A: Dude, I think that first sip of spartini just made Chuck Norris flinch!

Person B: HERETIC. YOUR EYES ARE DECEITFUL.

by Rain the Revenant May 1, 2008

Spartification

Any reunion or event of (or involving) the KMD. Usually involves ridiculous amounts of alcohol and general nonsense. A typical night of spartification ends the following morning usually with three or more people passed out on the floor.

"Did you hear Dattoli, Bryan and Miller are getting together tonight."
"Yeah, sounds like there's going to be some serious spartification going down."

by ace_helixxx April 22, 2008

Spartax

The most awesome ginger cat in the world, ever.

'Dude, who the hell is that fine ginger regal kitty over there?'
'That my friend, is Spartax'

by Spartys mum February 26, 2013

spartan jew

a over use of the spartan laser in halo

stop being a spartan jew and killing me play the fucking game

by Liek strepsil April 1, 2013

smartyr

a person persecuted for their superior intelligence

His intellect made most people uncomfortable so he lived alone - shunned as a smartyr.

by capsaxcat August 16, 2014

Spartanify

A call of duty player that keyboards and gets bullied at school even though he is homeschooled

oh my god I just got Spartanify’d

by Spartanify December 8, 2018