Schemastick

Schemastick v.:

A word combining excuse, me, and, my, stick, which could refer to anything cylindrical shaped.

"Schemastick."
"Sure you can get past"

by KnightmrInArmr January 20, 2005

schemplicate

to drink bud light and bang hot aliens

I would like to schemplicate this weekend.

by barmonkey January 17, 2011

Scheme eyes

When a girl gives you this look you know it's going down. She'll squint her eyes at you and have a smirk on her face.

"Dude I saw her giving me the scheme eyes across the room, she definitely wants the "D""

by Jatthews January 24, 2014

Schemmerage

When you hemorrhage a massive, custard like consistency, foul smelling feces in your pants

"After she had a burrito from Chipotle, she Schemmeraged her knickers"

by Shadow7979 October 2, 2017

shemake

The modern phenomenon or remaking beloved movies with an entirely female cast. Furthering the creative bankruptcy of Hollywood under the guise of female empowerment.

Ocean's 8 is nothing new. It's just a shemake of Ocean's 11.

by Grimtooth December 30, 2017

Shemammy

Bullshit or lies

He is always full of shemammy.

When he started to explain with excuses...I called shemammy!!

by Theodore Bone June 23, 2018

Shemanigans

When the shenanigans are caused by men and involving men.

Did you watch The Bachelorette: Men Tell All? Straight shemanigans.

by RVAchel July 31, 2018