Soft-dressing

A soft-core version of cross-dressing, where a person adds a couple of feminine/masculine items to their outfit to create a semi-androgynous appearance

Is... is Bobby wearing women's lingerie?? I think I can see it creeping out of his backside!" "Yes. He's into soft-dressing didn't y'know.

by FuturePoet September 12, 2010

soft liquor

Soft liquor is off-brand rum, vodka, whisky or other distilled spirits not good enough to drink neat (or mix with gasoline as motor fuel), mixed with sugar not good enough to feed to livestock, poured into gaily coloured bottles and marketed to people who can't or won't drink real liquor. Typical trade names are "Amaretto," "Southern Comfort," "Malibu," and any of the rash (I use the term advisedly) of flavored "vodkas" inflicted on the drinking public. Just about the only liquor made BETTER by mixing with Coke.

"You don't want to go in there... our wives and three other women from their secretarial pool have been guzzling soft liquor all evening, and they're talking about dressing us up like Chippendales... "

by Cajun Scientist March 5, 2013

Soft turkey

The inability or lack of motivation to make a commitment.

(Opposite of cold turkey/hardcore)

John: "I thought you were quitting smoking?"
Steve: "I'm taking a soft turkey approach, cutting down to 1-2 ciggies a day."

by agave.syrup April 12, 2015

Soft Jerk

Masturbation of or a hand job performed on a soft, flaacid penis. Remains soft and unerect and unable to nut.

I passed out last night doing a soft jerk.

Rachel was disappointed in my performance after she was only able to give me a soft jerk.

by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018

soft car

A unmarked police vehicle, used by police detectives such as gang unit.

You see him? He's in a soft car around the block.

by Zayats June 21, 2019

Softball Thicc

A girl that is in the middle, she not skinny, but has some fat.

Softball thicc is like the goldilocks and the 3 bears, the girl is the porridge thats just right.

by Baby Chara August 10, 2019

Soft crush

Person who seems attractive for you, but not in romantical way. You adore them and find amazing, maybe you wanna be friends with them or it's okay to just be near.

- so, Gerard is in love with Frank?
- no, I think it's just a soft crush for him

by lolawayxxx January 19, 2020