Socket Pocket

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness

Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Socket fetish

When you get sexual attracted to electical sockets.

Oh yeah! I can feel my Socket fetish right now.

I just need to fuck the nearest socket

by Bokorm February 16, 2021

Dirty Cunt Socket

A garbage can like opening that few would dare to enter

Get your dirty cunt socket over here so I can pound it.

by Tedjoeyemma May 28, 2020

dookie socket

Another name for the anus.

“Pick one: the cooter or the dookie socket. I’ve got my options like my QB’s running out the pocket.”

by nateluvv October 14, 2020

hill billy hot socket

When one takes a steaming shit in a sock, and hits someone in the face.

Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your nose?
Guy 2: I was hit with a hill billy hot socket

by ojp-nutrapper April 27, 2016

dry socket hot pocket

An older woman’s vagina.

You need some lube with Myrtle. That old bag has a dry socket hot pocket.

by Terry Y January 13, 2024

Socket punch

The act of punching ones female partner directly in the vagina

After a particularly uninspiring performance by my girlfriend in bed last night, I gave her a good ole socket punch right in the babymaker!

by MikeyG23 September 16, 2020