Socket rocket

Finger blasting with a electric cord

John: I socket rocketed myself last time

Tom: your gay

by Cumcoconigger May 1, 2021

Syrup socket

Canadian glory hole

Dave's jaws were tired after working an 8 hour shift in the syrup socket.

by Salad bar's Wolves September 7, 2018

Socket Bar

A universal term for something that can severely fuck you up or kill you.

Don’t fuck with me, i’ve got the socket bar.

by bredward May 19, 2019

Socket clogging

The disturbing act of shoving one’s flaccid member into the eye socket of a skull (preferably deceased, ideally not your grandma), in a misguided attempt at arousal or dominance over the laws of nature. A horrifying blend of disrespect, imagination, and poor life choices.

My mate unearthed my dead grandma’s skull, dangled his limp todger into her eye socket, and then, through sheer force of mental focus managed to get a stonking erection. Said he was ‘reconnecting with family.’ We haven’t invited him round since. Hence being defined as socket clogging

by Salad pants October 11, 2025

Twat socket

A PopSocket for twats.

A clandestine remote controlled vibrator

That Twat Socket on her phone resembles her personality, a twat.

If that lady wasn’t using her twat socket,

by TheMasterJack October 10, 2025

Socket

A name given to a certain type of person that entices the opposite gender by informing them that they are only wearing socks

Generally used a derogatory slur

You big socket yuh, wearin’ Nothing but socks

by Notatrumpet December 10, 2019

Cock socket

Well there's a cock, aka penis, and then there's the socket, or vagina. Could also be an acceptable term for mouth and/or ass.

Shut your cock socket right now!

I'm sure your mom's cock socket has seen alot of action with all those brats around

Goddamn it! Fuck me in the cock socket!

by RedStarHippie August 29, 2023