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Sweat Soaked Mattress

A really nice person. Someone who thinks kindness isn't enough and tries to pay your mortgage by selling their car.
Damn man, I didn't even ask him to buy me a PS5. That dude is a sweat soaked mattress.
by Triptow November 21, 2020
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Soaking

Something LDS unmarried couples do at BYU university. A man puts his penis in a woman’s vagina and they don’t move. Experts at this will have someone else present who will jump on the bed to provide stimulation.
Lora and John, two students at Brigham Young University (BYU), engage in soaking. Bella jumps on the bed while they do this so they move just enough to be stimulated. They do this because they are children of God.
by TheFairLadyAcrossTheStreet October 21, 2021
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Mama Meat Soak

I just got kicked to the curb by my,Mama Meat Soak.
by Cadcrumb May 30, 2022
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Soaked

Patty soaked Paul's penis off
by Soaked sue April 30, 2023
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Soak Up The Sloppiness

A phrase: An act of doing either cocaine or some kind of speed to readjust the brain outside of the out of control nature alcohol inherently gives a person.
I gotta do a bump of something to soak up the sloppiness because I might get into trouble.
by user420247 March 4, 2022
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Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.
Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!
by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024
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Soak King

A Noble man with a high character and pristine moral compass that is beyond repute. Bestowed this gift from on high, he used his carnal knowledge to create a legal circumvention for those who seek the pleasures of the flesh before marriage. It took him years of remote isolation to have the epiphany that created soaking. He then traveled the globe proselytizing to the world's believers his new-found invention: soaking.
The Soak King saved my life with his invention of soaking. Without him, my girlfriend and I would have gone to hell. All hail the BSD (BIG SOAK DADDY).
by Soak King Historian January 12, 2024
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