Snail Call

This is a call you type out when one of your friends is not in the group chat. You and everyone else in the group chat type SNAIL CALL or a variant of it in hopes that your friend will magically show up during the call. This almost always works and the friend that you wish to see or talk to will show up.

Person 1:no I haven’t texted her today

Person 2: should we do a SNAIL CALL for her?

Person 3: heck yeah we should

Person 1,2 and 3:

SNAIL CALL! SNAIL CALL

Person 4: Ah, I’m here guys. What do y’all want?

by MuLaysPancakes June 17, 2020

Snail years

The distance a snail can travel in a year .( 31.56km)

Guy 1: how many snail years do you live away from school
Guy 2: what’s a snail year

Guy 1: how long a snail can travel in a year

by D3waffles October 27, 2021

Snail Bitch

It’s like a slow bitch. Because you’re a snail meaning you’re slow and you’re a bitch like a bitch yk so like snail bitch .

“yo that guys snail bitch”
“yo that bitch rly do be snailing tho”

“that snail rly do be bitching tho”

by Nathan June 5, 2023

Snail drag

when a ho sits on your face and drags her snatch across the bridge of your nose and down your chest leaving a slimy residue!

last nightg when I was with your mom she showed me the ropes(snail drag)

by adam fick May 2, 2006

raisin snail

An old woman's vagina

That skank is so old, she doesn't have a pussy. She has a raisin snail.

by baby_tapeworm March 10, 2014

snail's doorstep

I filthy, over used, unwashed vagina, resembling the doorstep of a snail.

Rupert realized the prostitute had not used feminine wipes before his visit after seeing her snail's doorstep

by Loopydave February 20, 2017

Snail Pepehands

snail is a pleb in admiral bulldog who imprison because of playing music “becalmed” in the game of sea of thieves.

you can use the sentence everytime you hear “becalmed” soundtrack anywhere or you see uncausedsnail85 in admiral bulldog’s stream
“snail pepehands his only crime was music pepehands”

by peppapog March 13, 2021