smog on my log

when your friend takes a bong rip and then gives you that nasty shnasty zucker-suck 9000 ushy gushy with the water works while blowing that sweet sweet smog out around the shaft of your mighty meat.

"dude did you see john last night? he was totally smogging on sammy's log"

ex.2: "would you like to smog on my log."

by Xagrono povicidus December 8, 2022

smoosens

The meaning of smoosens is specifically used for all Taydens when they are acting homosexual or is homosexual. This word originated from Bairnsdale

Smoosens, tayden. Quite that

Smoosens, just come out already

by YOU KNOW WHO LS July 29, 2023

smooshed Twinkie

A smooshed twinkie(verb) is the action of ejaculating inside of a woman and immediately after, kneeing her in the the clit.

Dude1: How was your weekend?

Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.

by SugmaFartz69 May 14, 2023

Tro Smog

Smoke a cigarette.

Tro smog? (Want to go smoke a cigarette?)

by TSEliot March 27, 2011

LA Smog

When an individual takes their rusty trombone and covers it in a layer of chalk, proceeding to then be involved in the sexual act of anal intercourse. The female then passes gas in the face of the male, thus resembling the choking and blinding smog of Los Angeles, California.

I cannot see or breathe after that LA smog last night.

by Dirty Mike and the Boys 12 April 16, 2013

log smog

A cloud of gasses that escape the anus by passing by a fat turd on the way out and retaining the essence of defecation. Also referred to as PPFs

The steamy cloud of rancid ass-gasses left in a bathroom after dropping a hearty dougan. See also log fog.

Don't breathe through your mouth, bro. You'll get a mad taste of that log smog.

by Zero2None September 20, 2016

Curtain Smoosh

The female version of a mushroom stamp. Walk up to someone, drop trou, and just lambaste someone with your labia. Extra points for leaving a slug spot.

She totally curtain smooshed him at the party last night.

by Krissyjones October 16, 2018