Smittyfingered

While in the act of sexual intercourse either the male or female inserts their finger in their partners anal cavity and finger fucks there partners ass. when they pull out the finger is covered in shit, there for the term smittyfinger

I Smittyfingered her so hard and so repeatedly she couldn't walk for a week..

by The Smittyfingered family February 28, 2009

smittling

Two or more people softly snuggling in a room at exactly 72 degrees Fahrenheit. Requirements are that you must be nude.

That was a great smittling party.

by TotalHakai December 21, 2008

Shittory Sputters

Airy, sputtering, diarrhea, often occuring as a side affect of the venerial disease Shittory Dicks.

"Damn, Jamal! I have the shittory sputters. I would highly suggest that you dispose of your chair that I was sitting on earlier."

by iamtheram123456789 May 12, 2009

Shitton

More than one, usually plural, but less than 10

How many topless photos you got?! Not one but 6?! That’s a shitton

by Thatnoteggshellcolorpersonthur February 13, 2018

Shitto

Drunk to the point of being unintelligible. Used only at the end of a sentence.

I tried to talk to Carol when I ran into her at the bar, but she was already completely shitto.

by Bibby DeMarco January 22, 2019

Smitten Badge

A sexy man

Wow I sure love Smitten Badge

by Brendu January 27, 2021

Dirty Smitty

A Dirty Smitty is when a frail and unsuspecting man with the skeletal structure of Mr.Burns (Simpsons Reference) requires to have his salad tossed to obtain an erection. Typically awkward and poorly coordinated sexual acts are to follow.

Hey Sara what's the matter?
My husband has been so stressed out that he's become a Dirty Smitty

Oh he's so cute.
Be careful, I heard he's a Dirty Smitty

Brad Pitt is so hot I hope he's a Dirty Smitty

by The Nard May 1, 2020