Dead Skunk

A man’s limp Richard after spreading mannaise on his lady’s beaver box.

“Me and the missus pokey, prickled, and gooed all night, then I went to bed with a dead skunk.”

by Mr.DeadSkunk2156 September 24, 2019

Skunk Slut

A female who decends the odor of a skunk which indicates her desperate desire to want to fuck.

Robert: "Wow, that chick at the bar was for sure Skunk Slut."

Hernando: "Yea, I could smell her all the way on the other end of the bar, I bet she is getting railed out by several men right now."

by WhompusCat May 14, 2011

Skunk Chug

The skunk chug is a three person job where the “skunk” gets naked on their hands and knees then someone else pours a beer down their back. The person doing the skunk chug drinks the beer from their ass crack.

Yo, Sven! Do a skunk chug you fat fuck.

by Owen Funky October 26, 2019

skunk sweat

Sweating at night when the smell is indistinguishable to that of a skunk.

I woke up in the middle of the night and touched my girlfriend's back only to find that it was glazed in a thin layer of skunk sweat.

by Byetor June 7, 2016

Twisted Skunk

A jumped up punky little fellow with plenty of attitude. Saying this TS would claim to be one of the timid and friendly kind with enough love to spread on everyones bread.

“I poke badgers with spoons”

www. twisted skunk .com

by somedamnpunk March 3, 2011

skunk bucket

a term for an un-hygenic keeping of the vaginal area,especially after multiple partners

man, that girl spread her legs and it smelled like a skunk bucket

by kishka October 14, 2009

dirty skunk

The act of cumming in a girls mouth while she's on her knees and then immediately turning around and farting in her face.

That bitch was blowing me and I gave her the dirty skunk.

by Kdogg92178 November 25, 2014