Dead Skunk

A man’s limp Richard after spreading mannaise on his lady’s beaver box.

“Me and the missus pokey, prickled, and gooed all night, then I went to bed with a dead skunk.”

by Mr.DeadSkunk2156 September 24, 2019

Twisted Skunk

A jumped up punky little fellow with plenty of attitude. Saying this TS would claim to be one of the timid and friendly kind with enough love to spread on everyones bread.

“I poke badgers with spoons”

www. twisted skunk .com

by somedamnpunk March 3, 2011

skunk sweat

Sweating at night when the smell is indistinguishable to that of a skunk.

I woke up in the middle of the night and touched my girlfriend's back only to find that it was glazed in a thin layer of skunk sweat.

by Byetor June 7, 2016

Skunk Sweat

Skunk sweat occurs over night when you wake up drenched with sweat smelling not unlike a skunk

I went to spoon my girlfriend in the middle of the night only to find her back was glazed with a thin layer of skunk sweat.

by Byetor June 1, 2016

skunk bucket

a term for an un-hygenic keeping of the vaginal area,especially after multiple partners

man, that girl spread her legs and it smelled like a skunk bucket

by kishka October 14, 2009

triple-skunk

V. In the card game Cribbage, an unofficial 'house rule' (not endorsed by the official rules), meaning to beat one's opponent by 91 points or more; that is, to reach 121 points before one's opponent reaches 31, which automatically wins a match comprised of multiple games, regardless of where the game tally stands. This is a very rare occurrence, unless an absolute novice player is playing against an accomplished player. See also skunk, double-skunk.

"One for the go, and that's all I need! Triple-skunked you, - you're still on the first straight! What happened back there?!"

by Shagzter April 28, 2014

Skunk Chug

The skunk chug is a three person job where the “skunk” gets naked on their hands and knees then someone else pours a beer down their back. The person doing the skunk chug drinks the beer from their ass crack.

Yo, Sven! Do a skunk chug you fat fuck.

by Owen Funky October 26, 2019