A guy who works as a Barista who follows gay men in the restroom and performs a coffee enima on him. The gay guy squeezes his ass cheeks together to hold in the coffee in while the Schweppes sucks the queers dick. When the queer cums in Schweppes mouth, Schweppes will then slide his mouth over the queers anus. The queer releases the shit coffee into the Schweppes mouth allowing him to swallow the cum and the shit.
Gay guy: "Excuse me do you offer the Schweppes Swallow?"
Schwepps: "Yes I do but that is an extra dollar for cream"
Schwepps: "Yes I do but that is an extra dollar for cream"
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you know who you are ;~) he's pissed and making an tit of himself again whilst his kids can't afford to wipe their arses - the man's a "load that should have been swallowed."
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