Simon

A Nazi general of the third regiment responsible for the deaths of over 10,000 Jewish children. It is belived that his sheer ruthlessness was what caused Hitler's suicide

Simon just killed Timmy

by Simoney$$ November 27, 2018

simonac

Use by French Canadian. a but like fuck it can be used anywhere in a sentence and change according to the context
Like tabarnak but when you are not allow to sware.

Mon Sominac!

Un Simonac de beau char!

by Paul_P May 28, 2006

Simon Dean

(N.) A faux Fitness Guru who is really an amateur WWe Wrestler who insults Fat Americans and tries to convince (and sometimes threaten) them to buy his overly pricey "Simon System" Weight Loss Products. (Guaranteed Results in 90 Days Flat! Or Your Money Back!) (He's in leagues with that jeans bitch, Natalia! It's Publicity Stunt Insanity in 2004!)

Simon Dean is a Douche Bag, but he's a Correct one, at least.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

Dirty Simon

When you watch gay porn and unload into your crusty 10 year old sock. To keep your secret you post on Facebook an anti gay status.

I'm straight but watched gay porn. Felt ashamed after so pulled a Dirty Simon

by No gnomes sherlock July 11, 2021

Simon Joke

A joke so sinister in its banality that it would cause any person nearby to suddenly revert to silence, and shudder.

Person: hey Simon, i heard you went out on the weekend.

Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!

a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.

Person: so you went alone to a movie

Simon: ............yes

by The A Man March 30, 2005

Simon

A Simon is a one of a kind man. He is beautiful, smart ass, sexy and funny. Usually he physically looks like a Greek God,with strong and beautiful legs, a huge back,big arms, green eyes and dark black hair.

He will go through fire, dragons and kingdom if he is in love with you.

He makes feel the girl he is with like a Queen. If you are with a Simon always be kind to him and fight to be by his side.

He is definitely an angel on earth.

Me: Omg this guy i an dating is amazing.

I feel great with him!!
Girl: you so lucky ! You found yourself a Simon !

by Talia25 May 25, 2017

Simone

Simone is a highley intellectual person with brown hair down to her shoulders and brown eyes. She is also very musical and like volleyball. She cares very much for others and will usually go lut of her way to help a friend.She is a very nice person but double cross her you better run fast! She takes her time in relationships and will love you forever. She is also very funny and easy to make laugh.

Guy 1: Wow, I hope that dude is okay...
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: I heard he double crossed her
Guy 2: Yep, thats a Simone!

by pizzaman143 November 29, 2017