shmobed

– adj. The act of being so infuriated that what you’re trying to say comes out as gibberish.

Driver 1: cuts off Driver 2
Driver 2: “WHATLAREYOUDOHETLLEHING!!!!!!”
Translation: what the hell are you doing!!!!!!
Driver 1: “Wow, that guy’s shmobed”

by zwern December 9, 2008

Shcob

a gay boy

Even though he denies it, everyone knows he is a shcob

by ShcobLikesBoys January 16, 2009

shmobos

Nazi Zombies on Call of Duty World at War

The losers played shmobos till 2 in the morning
He scummed my kill in shmobos

by Alec Federico June 11, 2009

Shobacus

Short for "should have been a cum stain". Term for a person who is absolutely useless.

The guy or gal who comes to a party that doesn't help in any way. Sits alone in a corner, can't get a date, never has their own party supplies. Most of the time no one notices them.

He'd been a better Shobacus instead of being born.

by Buzzweiser July 15, 2011

shober

Verb: To make someone suddenly 'sober up' or 'get clean' by showing that person the stupid, shocking, and embarrassing things he/she did while drunk and/or stoned.

"Man! Joe was messed up last night!"
"Yeah, I know... but I shobered him up this morning with a picture of of him dancing on the bar with his pants down to his ankles. He said he was NEVER going to drink tequila again! Now if we could just figure out how to get his arrest record erased."

"Shhhh... Quiet... Jane has a terrible hangover and is showbering up looking at the YouTube videos we posted of her trying to find her car in the parking lot last night outside the club."

by DrPeace November 29, 2011

scroble

Common misspelling of scrobble

Man, I scrobled my whole music library!

by CurlyCat April 13, 2016

Scrobbling

Having a weak ejaculation, usually companied by a wimpy sound or phrase.

Hey, I think I have an issue scrobbling, my girlfriend said I wasn't a man.

by Whiteplains October 10, 2016