shelfie

A shelf filler at Netto.

"You got a job?"
"Yup, I'm a shelfie."

by k9norn November 12, 2003

Smellies

A girl's underwear which has an odor or nasty smell to it. Often said in relation to an unattractive girl.

Guy 1: Who is that chick?

Guy 2: I don't know ,but it looks like she is wearing some smellies.

by oqensel December 13, 2010

Turtle Shelling

V. The act of taking someones backback when they're not looking, taking everything out of the main pocket, turning the bag inside out, placing everything back in, zipping it up so as the zippers are on the inside making it difficult to open back up, and placing it back next to the person before they find out what you've been doing.

Dude 1: Dude Joe's not looking, grab his bag.

Dude 2: I got it.

Dude 1: Give it here.

Dude 2: What are you doing with it?

Dude 1: Im turtle shelling it.

Dude 2: Nice, go go go.

by Dickfacelardass101 March 9, 2009

Shelley Winters

Character from the popular webcomic, Scary-Go-Round. In the words of john allison: "Loveable, slightly annoying ingenue. Likes things that are fun. Works as the mayor's assistant. Has a funny way of talking. Accident prone. Became a zombie once. Has enemies in the world of the deep."

Shelly: Fallon?
Fallon: Shelly?
Shelly: He was an Argentinian agent! He was here to save me and the monkeys!

by mauseman August 24, 2005

Shelfie

A selfie taken on the shitter!

I can see that's a shelfie by the toilet tank in the background....plus his face is red!

by Treebonics September 5, 2016

Shelfie

A presumptuous photo someone takes of themselves with something that they want, pretending like it belongs to them. See also: IYD pic

"Holy crap, did you see Jen's photos on Facebook? Her boyfriend proposed and bought her a monster rock!"
"In her dreams! That was just a shelfie."

"Matt just bought a new motorcycle!"
"No, he didn't; those were just shelfies. Two seconds after he tweeted that last one, the real owner came out into the parking lot and threatened to put him in the hospital."

by RwjKnowsStuff August 22, 2017

smellie nellie

A frozen piece of poop in the shape of a penis used for his/her pleasure

Turns out the guys were using frozen pieces of poop to pleasure themselves, called then smellie Nellie's

by cstott519 November 3, 2018