VERB: To tell a co-worker that they need to stop talking; derivative of "shut up" localized to Santa Barbara region of California
by daxterg November 19, 2007

1. Holy shat! That was awesome!
2. What the shat?! You are fuckfaced.
3. Hey Travis, how the shat did you get here??!
2. What the shat?! You are fuckfaced.
3. Hey Travis, how the shat did you get here??!
by Lisa and Ashley October 30, 2004

Dude 1: Happy Cuntfartday!
Dude 2: The celebration of the day I was fanny shat in to existence!
Dude 1: I think you might just live to see Fanny Shat added to the english dictionary
Dude 2: Or at the very least, the urban dictionary.
Dude 2: The celebration of the day I was fanny shat in to existence!
Dude 1: I think you might just live to see Fanny Shat added to the english dictionary
Dude 2: Or at the very least, the urban dictionary.
by BournetoKill February 1, 2013

by Antz1970 February 6, 2018

Absolutely exquisite way to inform your peers of your self-defecation. Scottish people are more likely to use this sentence
Person 1: I poo'd myself
Person 2: Ew you're disgusting
Person 3: I shat meself
Person 4: Lets go to my place
Person 2: Ew you're disgusting
Person 3: I shat meself
Person 4: Lets go to my place
by cadenza-urb December 20, 2021

1) Quid Pro Quo. A pun, or play on words of the phrase "Tit for Tat".
An exchange, trade, barter or agreement, where favors, or other like-valued things, ideas or services are exchanged for one another.
2) A retrospective bowl movement.
An exchange, trade, barter or agreement, where favors, or other like-valued things, ideas or services are exchanged for one another.
2) A retrospective bowl movement.
"Wow Bob, you get sexual favors, AND breakfast from this girl? All for fixing her malware-ridden computer?"
"Absolutely Tim, it's all shit for shat, after all."
"Absolutely Tim, it's all shit for shat, after all."
by NCWookieHerder May 22, 2016

A crater-shat is a woman or young teenage girl that has a face that is both hideously ugly and revolting and covered in slews of pimples but at the same time, has the confidence to persue a man that obviously would never be caught dead near the disgusting woman.
by AndrewHall January 26, 2009
