Single Serving Neighbor

1. A single serving neighbor is someone who stays at a vacation rental near your permanent residents. You are neighbors with this person or people during their stay and then likely never see these them again.

2. Single serving neighbors are the neighbors you have while stay at a vacation rental and likely never interact with after you return home.

Derived from Fight Club's Single Serving Friend

My neighborhood is full of vacation rentals. All I have single serving neighbors. Here one week, gone the next.

We rented a house in an old neighborhood near the downtown area. Full of people's comings and goings. Is the guy at the end of the block a jerk? Are the kids across the street the sweet angels they seems? What is the woman next door's story? We'll never know. They are our single serving neighbors for the weekend and come Monday we'll never see them again.

by LSam October 5, 2020

NOW SERVING

It's a series in A...K(exclude I.J) form concatenated by 0...9 three or four repeats in a FOUR OR FIVE BAND.

It is asking you to be monogamous

The end of your present HAVOC.

A great way to hand out anything that is advantageous.

Listen for your ticket number is your OFFICIAL 0...9 COUNTTER , as you can only COUNT ONE when you get there and it is very FEMALE no matter what as NOW SERVING C0UNT as you only get ONE.

You only get ONE COUNTER and either it is open or close for your preference but remember when you get there NOW SERVING it is the HERE AND NOW

Quickly your wait is NOW SERuVING and ends at the COUNTER POINT NOW SERVED.

Seriously SAM as NOW SERVING could have handled our STIMMY.

by METE MEAT MEET May 20, 2021

Rajat Servicing

Rajat is a thin guy trying to bulk.

When everyone else wanted to go home, Rajat Servicing was damn excited to stay back and work late.

by Real Laser April 4, 2022

Soft-Serving

Usually a boy does this to himself, but soft serving is the action of giving a handjob to someone.

“Last night i Soft-served( Soft-Serving) myself”
Jp Spartapigbob

by Jp Spartapigbob June 15, 2022

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by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

Self-Serving Fallacy

A logical fallacy that you don't just accidentally commit, but actively cultivate and deploy because its flawed conclusion directly benefits you, validates your identity, or protects your ego. It's reasoning as a personal bodyguard, hired to defend your pre-existing beliefs or interests, no matter how intellectually dishonest its methods. You'll cling to a post hoc ergo propter hoc if it makes your lucky socks seem genius, or embrace a no true Scotsman to dismiss critics of your in-group.

Example: "His go-to self-serving fallacy was false equivalence. 'Sure, I exaggerated my resume, but everyone massages the truth! It's just like a politician using spin!' He'd built a flawed moral equation where his deception was just a harmless industry standard, neatly letting himself off the hook."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Self-Serving Science

The deliberate interpretation, selection, or even manipulation of scientific information to support a pre-determined personal, political, or financial goal. This ranges from cherry-picking studies that favor your product to funding research designed to produce friendly results. It's not just bias; it's the active enlistment of the scientific veneer as a mercenary in your personal campaign, dressing up self-interest in a lab coat.

*Example: "The CEO's presentation was a masterpiece of self-serving science. He highlighted the one internal study showing a potential benefit of their supplement, presented it with glossy graphs, and buried the ten independent studies showing no effect in an appendix written in 8-point font. The science wasn't a search for truth; it was a PR asset."*

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026