Selfie

Another name for masturbation

I was all the way in Colorado and Jessica was in Texas so I stooped to it and gave myself a selfie :/

by SORGBURD August 31, 2013

selfie arm

the arm visible in a picture when

someone is taking a selfie. Now Less common after the front facing camera was popularized

John: Did you see Sara's picture on Instagram?

Jim: yeah it must have been a selfie. Look at that arm!

Or.

Jim: is this a selfie?

John: I don't see a selfie arm but maybe they used their front facing camera

by Juan Pablo Montoya 69 November 3, 2013

Selfie Sunday

A picture taken of yourself by yourself and posted on a social media site on any particular Sunday.

"Do not photobomb me, this going up as my selfie sunday."

by instagrammarnazi March 2, 2014

Selfiestick

Penis of a guy who masturbates a lot

It's was just me and my selfiestick hanging out this weekend.

by Kouschik July 16, 2015

Selfie Control

When you take an amazing selfie but decided wait a few days to post it on social media because you've already posted too many pictures, status updates, selfies, etc. recently.

"Omg I love this selfie of me! I look so good! I think I'm going to post it on Instagram."

"Dude have some selfie control. You've put up 2 statuses, 1 selfie, and 3 group photos in 4 days. You gotta chillax or people are going to think you have no life."

by Ramnation1 November 10, 2014

group selfie

1. A selfie taken with two or more people. These are commonly taken through a mirror to fit more people in the shot.

2. Commonly used to look popular and give your Instagram, twitter, Facebook and myspace followers the impression that you have a life and lots of friends.

"Oh my god, lets take a group selfie for Instagram"

Justin: I want to take a selfie but I want to look like I'm popular

Selena: I'll take a group selfie with you.

by Koolkid12244 September 4, 2013

Selfie-restraint

Can you resist a selfie in even the most tempting situations? If so you are blessed with a rare quality in this age: Selfie-Restraint. Many photo snapping fiends can learn selfy-restraint. Tragically, some are beyond rehabilitation.

Speaker: Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in jail…
Michelle: Barack- The girls need to know who Mandela was.
Barack: Should we document this moment?
Michelle: Y-e-a-h. But we need to bring back something more from this.
Barack: Alright, I got it…
Michelle: What?
Barack: Make sure to tag me—Sorry Michelle, did you say something?
Michelle: Jesus Barack! We’re at a Memorial. Show some selfie-restraint!

by CatanSlayer December 18, 2013