Hop Scotch

To "hop scotch" or "hopping scotch" is to do something extreme and or unexpected out of extreme emotion or lack thereof.
Ex 1: "A chick was hopping scotch at Wendy's. Flipping tables and everything."

Ex 2: "He gone hop scotch on yo ass if you don't stop playing with him...."

Ex 3: "The bitch hopped scotch and said she loved em after the first date."

Ex 4: "He had to use the bathroom so bad, he hopped scotch and took a piss in public."
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Scotch Hotdog

A word referring to the penis of any person from the British Isles from anywhere other than Scotland.
Have you seen that Welsh man's Scotch Hotdog? It's at least a furlong.
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scotch broth

A scotch man’s cum
she asked the waitercan I have a side of your scotch broth 😉”
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Scotched

When you smoke a pipe and have a charge!
I’ve smoked that much puff, I feel scotched!
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poop scotch

Oh the humanity, my ass icthes so damn bad from the excess poop scotch left behind.

I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.

I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.
Oh golly gee, I obviously cut my turd off to early, being that I've been wiping poop scotch of my itchy brown eye all day.

Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.

What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.
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scotched up

To get in a sticky situation, in reference to Scotch brand of tape.
Yo, I can't go to Atlanta next weekend; I got scotched up with the feds.
by nsheezy April 20, 2009
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cumberland scotch egg

When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.
Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg
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