scooterpoot

to travel or move to a location with no idea of ones actions while at the location.

I'm going to scooterpoot uptown.

by thehotshotpilot March 21, 2007

scooterific

A descriptor for anything which is as economical and eco-friendly as scooters; primarily used in modern renditions of 1950's and 60's humor.

"Those recycled bike tire belts are scooterific"

by C. Higgins October 10, 2009

Scooter Whale

A person so obese that they can no longer walk, and must instead travel everywhere on an electric scooter.

Man, I almost got run over by a scooter whale at Safeway last night! That bitch needs to go on a diet.

by lydia340 June 25, 2010

scootin

To be moving at a high rate of speed with absolute disregard to your surroundings.

Dam, that mf'er got ta scootin when he seen her brother pull up.

by B Cash October 18, 2019

scooter

Something you ride but don't tell your friends

"That girl who always hangs around Ralph is such a scooter."

by Allie October 25, 2001

shoot and scoot

To shoot your load into a girl and then leave suddenly, never to talk to the girl again.

I was pretty horny last night, so I hooked up with some ugly chick from the bar. It was a total shoot and scoot.

by Joe Smith Johnson February 20, 2008

scootay

As in scooter

Check this shit, i be ridin on ma scootay all day long motherfucker Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, SHAMON

by Nick February 4, 2004