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Shwanksta

Combination of "silly" and "gangsta."
Essentially means that you try hard, grind, but aren't a hardass and don't take yourself too seriously and treat people nicely. Everyone should try to be a Shwanksta
"What's good, Shwanksta?" (friendly greeting)

"Brian disassembled Michael's room and reassembled it in the courtyard. What a silly Shwanksta."

Used together with the word "dumb" to form an exclamation of pleasure. It essentially means: "lets fucking go!!"
"I just won the lottery bro! Dumb shwanksta dude!!"
by sillyshwanksta February 22, 2023
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chody schwanz

A nickname for a penis or a person that has a penis that is wider than lengthy. Similar to chode and schwanz.
"Yeah, I've heard that David guy has a chody schwanz".
"Yeah, he's chody schwanz."
by Hearns May 16, 2008
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Van Schwack Theory

The Van Schwack Theory, is the theory that it's very common in conversation that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant, then it does to simply say the ignorant thing.
Person 1: My friend is ignorant!
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it. Like exponentially longer.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin! Again!
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack THEORY. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says some pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain...
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Theory for you.
by Lark Bear May 23, 2022
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The Van Schwack Law

When the explanation for why something is incorrect takes far longer to say then it does to say the incorrect thing. Like when someone like a guy named Van Schwack calls a false equivalency an apples to apples comparison and the explanation takes far longer than one sentence to explain a one sentence mistake.
Van Schwack,"that comparing apples to apples I don't see the false equivalency"

Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "
by Lark Druid February 6, 2022
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The Van Schwack Principle

The van schwack principal expouses, that it is very common in discourse, that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant then it simply is to say the ignorant thing.
Person 1: My friend is ignorant.

Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin.

Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack principal. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says I'm pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain.
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Principle for you.
by Little Aware Bear May 20, 2022
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shwanker

shwanker- the word that describes every word
means-dick, sex ,some1 beignn a asswipe, moron stupid
dude ur a shwanker
shwank me harder
you fucking shwanker
hes being a shwanker
by shwanker May 13, 2005
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shwank

"I'm getting a verucas, who had a shwank?"
by anal twat March 19, 2009
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