Schrodinger's bank account

A term used in Sethical's Baku Series to describe where somebody is lying that their bank account is full of paper, saying that it's empty or not.

Lil Broomstick: Ay bro not that I'm broke or anything but you could slide a couple coins my way.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.

by jeffthebalkan March 3, 2024

schrodinger’s douchebag

Someone who says they were spreading misinformation based on if they were actually factually incorrect,
pretending as if they knew they were wrong the whole time.

Sometimes these types of people like to call people who see through the "misinformation" "nerds", as they are too egotistical to admit that they were just being a "dumbass".

"I made this, because my friend acts like this schrodinger’s douchebag"

by not lakepants February 15, 2024

Schrodinger's Tryhard

Like schrodinger's douchbag, but for video games. A person who plays a game seriously, but decides if they were "trying" or not depending on the outcome of the game.

"Alright I'm going to start trying now"
*person loses the match*
"I wasn't trying at all."
"Yeah sure, you're a schrodinger's tryhard, just another sore loser."

by vidgamenate November 20, 2023

Schrodinger's Man

A man who will either protect you or make it so you need protecting.

Schrodinger's man will argue it's "not all men" but it's up to you to find out if he is.

by utahanarchist February 8, 2023

Schrodinger's critic

Somebody who gives really bad opinions, then decides whether or not to change their opinion to be more agreeable based on the people's reaction around them.

Zack: "Astroworld is Travis Scott's worst album."

Connor: "What the hell? You have to be kidding bro.

Zac: "Okay, fine. It's his second best album."

Connor: "You're such a Schrodinger's critic."

by EnderThatGuy February 5, 2025

Schrodinger's Ragebaiter

A person who publically makes incorrect or stupid claims and then decides if he was rage-baiting depending on the reaction of others around him.

Person 1: "This 'drawing' is clearly generated by AI, not to mention it's terrible. Pick up a pencil."
Person 2: "You know they uploaded a timelapse video of their drawing process right?"
Person 1: "Chill dude, you got ragebaited lol"
Person 3: "Yeah right, dude. Schrodinger's Ragebaiter..."

by VonixAgate August 4, 2025

Schrodinger's Graze

A graze that you will not touch depending on the amount of pain you had when you first touched it.

Yesterday i had a graze it did not hurt when i touched it so i kept on touching it i guess you could say i had 'Schrodinger's graze

or

Yesterday i had a graze that hurt when i touched it, so i treated it like a fragile vase for the rest of the day

by Chilly6.0 May 25, 2020