jarrod schmidt

Fucking chicks since 2003

Jarrod schmidt, What a puss bomb

by Yesiamagirl;) February 26, 2017

King Schmoke Schmoke

A person who never shares a dart. Doesn’t belong in Riff Boys, maybe fits in Hills Boys tho.

“Roll us one King Schmoke Schmoke?”

Anton: “...”

by Pizzaboy696969 April 26, 2019

mr.schmidt

He is one of the swaggiest people you’ll ever meat. he is laid back. he do be vibing doe.

Hey what do you think about mr.schmidt?

he’s so cool!

by sourpunkids January 12, 2020

Alexander Vincent Schmidt

Alex is a German-Korean boy born in 2004. He is member of the Korean boygroup DRIPPIN. He was born in Mainz, Germany. His family moved to Korea as he was 4 years old.

Person 1: "What's the name of this German KPop-idol?"
Person 2: "Alexander Vincent Schmidt. Was ein Alman"

by ateez1234 December 7, 2020

Schmidt

A person who goes out of their way to view exceedingly gross and disturbing online content.

He's such a Schmidt. He just send me a link to Tub Girl!

by R.J Alex November 17, 2007

Schmidty

Most beautiful girl you will ever meet.
Every meaning of the word perfection.
gorgeous, kind, gentle.

Hey, have you seen that Schmidty girl?

Yeah, her eyes caught mine from across the room, pweh

by Fairy1993 July 28, 2011

schmidtroth

sticking one's head inside an ass hole

OR

taking an enormous shit all over a family member or friend

Jane, let me give you a schmitdroth, please it's my birthday.

OR

Jane grab me a towel, Tom schmidtrothed on my clothes

by sindlegiggle May 12, 2007