Schmerial

A magical mermaid the rivals the extreme coolness of Ariel from the Little mermaid. This mermaid was discovered by the famous explorer/laundramat owner named Lake Deer. She was discovered in a pool. She has really large lips, really, really, large. They are so large that sometimes they get in the way of things, like in the process of eating or drinking or even sleeping. Schmerial enjoys crawling along the beach, swimming, chatting with her father, and playing in the depths of hell which she often travels to. Schmerial has an odd voice which can travel very large distances. She likes dolphins because they swim with her to the grocery store. Schmerial is slimy but has a highly pertrusive beauty about her aura. Everybody loves schmerial, except when she is running amock. Then everbody does not love schmerial so much. Also, everybody does not love schmerial as much when she has to remove her fin for surgery

Lisa:What is that thing in the pool?

Lago: Why, that's Schmerial.

Lisa: Oh, well are you hungry?

Lago: Yeah

Lisa: Wanna make some eggs?

Lago: yeah i would like that, as long as there is salt and pepper in the house.

Lisa: yeah there is

Lago: good thing

Lisa: yep. i saw schmerial once before

by GOOOGOOOGAAAGAAA September 30, 2007

schumered

The act of repeating a joke told by someone else, but having it fall flat.

Did you hear Frankie stole my joke? They totally Schumered it.

by Vagaboner August 26, 2017

Schmee

Verb.
To Shmee is the act of being at a computer, online, more precisely on some sort of social network. Taken from the sound nerds make while pushing up their glasses, it has gradually gained popularity with the normal population as a joke commemorating the days when only nerds used computers.

I tried to get some schmeeing done before school but I got carried away looking at pictures and missed my bus

by JohnnySpyder January 18, 2011

schmergen

Sorry. To be used when sorry has been banned from conversation. A silly way of apologising for something that has been done which isnt that serious.

'oops, schmergen.' - after hitting someone accidentally.
'no saying sorry anymore.' 'okay, schmergen' (followed by a cheeky smile works well)

by PixieLillith April 2, 2009

Golden Schmeeg Award

When somebody has truly and completely fucked up the night, usually due to their high drug and/or alcohol consumption.

"Someone pass this dude the Golden Schmeeg Award, he's magging all over the place."

"I definitely deserve the Golden Schmeeg Award after thinking I might die on those chems last night."

by loryyy June 25, 2009

schmee

To jizz, ejaculate or cum out of a penis.

He schmeed all over my face" "Twenty seconds later, he decided to schmee.

by katrinaantoinette August 7, 2010

schmeet

Another word for Quincy

"Did you know schmeet has a girlfriend." or "Hi my name is schmeet Scott"

by mots2001 December 30, 2016