Schmeaster

An Easter tradition where you hide cans of Schmidt beer in a field of tall grass, and drink the beer on the spot rather than collecting them in a basket. Common in western Washington State.

Hey, we're going to Matt's house for Schmeaster to celebrate the resurrection of Christ! Don't forget to wear your traditional Schmeaster tuxedo!

by Red Osprey February 11, 2010

Schenked

When a guy makes out with a girl who is blackout drunk even tho her friends told him specifically not too. Can also be known as schenking someone or pulling a schenk.

Yo did you hear Steven schenked Alexa last night.

by SeñorPancakes July 30, 2020

Schmang

Small vape usually with high amounts of nicotine.

"Yo Toby bro, pass the schmang"
"The fuck you just say?"
"Schmang"

"Can I have a hit of the schmang?"

by funkgluck9000 September 29, 2020

schmeal

to hit a vape

“dude i just schmealed in the school bathroom”

by hinghamhoe123 November 27, 2021

schmear

A word similar to shebang. It means, the whole thing.

She bought the computer, the printer, the whole schmear.

by Anastasia DeLuciano December 6, 2004

schmank

Disgusting, tan bed abuser, trailor park hoochie. Pretty much just a nasty bitch.

that is the schmankiest bitch I've ever seen

by malfoof80 April 25, 2006

Picadilly schenkfucker

A person of low moral character, a complete bastard or spiteful individual.

That politician...what a picadilly schenkfucker.

by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004