Schlong covid

Another name for monkey pox, a disease mainly contracted by gay men participating in gay orgies and looks like a rash of genital warts all over your face and body

You know that dude Rick? He got the schlong covid when he was getting his butthole worked on by a bunch hairy bears over at the Manhole bathhouse in Chinatown.

by Barry Assman August 5, 2022

donky-schlong

The schlong of a donkey

Hey Mr. Bundy, check out that donky-schlong. It looks angry

by gorilla-man October 22, 2003

schlonged

1. To be snaked.
2. To be beaten badly.

1. The mechanic is my friend, but he schlonged me on the price.
2. Even though my friends voted for me I still got schlonged in the election.

by wolfmanmos April 2, 2016

Schlong Swingin

When in school, you pull out your wang and show it to the teacher.

On "Jay Dog's" referrel I wrot he had his shlong swingin.

by Hot Carl S May 15, 2005

Shrek Schlong

When a girl sucks on your dick for so long it turns green

Stupid whore gave me a shrek schlong again so I slapped her in the face

by Big Hoss Harry May 8, 2019

Ridonkulous Schlong

A penis that is beyond ridiculously long, its a ridonkulous schlong!

"dude, i bet jordans has a ridonkulous schlong!"

by suppmelll September 23, 2009

schlong donkey

one who is only used for his schlong for pleasure but is still whipped constantly by his Master/girlfriend.

I feel like a schlong donkey when i am with my girlfriend.

by sandrew_1134 December 9, 2008