Schloft

Vaginal discharge; Girl's cum

If the schloft smells bed, stay away.

by John December 3, 2003

schlagel

A large formation of ice

"hey, that water leak is going to turn into a massive schlagel in this sub zero weather."

by Restless1 February 11, 2008

Schlag

The most rare form of award/point, always used in association with lollerskate. It is a higher form of a lollerskate. 1 Schlag is the equivalent of 50 lollerskates. However, there is a twist. Once someone receives 50 lollerskates, that person cannot have any more lollerskates, but Schlags are given after that, for what would normally be every 50 lollerskates after the first 50. If the person has not yet achieved the equivalent of 100 lollerskates (50 lollerskates and 1 Schlag) they are still considered to have only 50 lollerskates, and are awesome, but not so holy as to have a Schlag. If someone receives a Schlag, everyone should bow down and lick their asses because this person should be treated like a god. Anyone who receives a Schlag is one of the Coolest-Of-Cool Council. Any more Schlags received after the first Schlag just make the person more and more holy. Finally when the person reaches 10 Schlags and 50 lollerskates, which is impossible so there is no point in having such a thing, that person will have more power than anyone in the universe, and can figure out exactly how to have sex with a procupine without seriously getting injured.

Congrats! You recieve 50 Lollerskates on the acquisition of your new car! And a Schlag!

by Ric The Spic April 24, 2005

schlager

Shitty lager, possibly short for Grolschlager. In my opinion it is any kind of piss lager that you have to buy when the chips are down, i.e. Pabst, Hamms, Natty, Keystone, Milwakee's Best, Icehouse, or any other derivitive that sells for about 25 cents a can. The word is used in the famous debauchery anthem by Ween "Booze me up and get me high".

"All that schlager at the bar,
Flakes of gold swim in my brain"
Ween fucking rules, Boognish!!!!!!

After betting all his money on the losing cock at the cockfight, Billy could only afford to drink schlager until the end of the month.

by Runaway Jim June 12, 2005

Schloeffel

The act of asserting male dominance over an unsuspecting babe.

Can be shortened to "Schloeff/ed"

"Oh yeah, I Schloeffele'd all over that chick"

"I wish that chick would let me Schloeff her"

"Do you think those two sisters would be down to Schloeffel?"

"So I heard you were in Melbourne recently, did you get any Melbourne Schloeffel?"

by TobinskyShrimpy April 14, 2010

Schloegel

Wandering aimlessly; Serving no purpose

Vince Schloegeled his way to work as he didn't want to go.

by Sociology 07 June 6, 2016

Schlob or Shree

Someone of unimportance, or an annoyance to yourself and/or others

Example 1
Person 1: Graham is sooooo annoying
Person 1: I know, he's such a schlob

Example 2
Person 1: Did you see what Liam did?
Person 2: Who's Liam? Must be a Shree

Schlob or Shree

by Hejdå2000s June 18, 2020