schlitz

A state of uncontrolable bowel movements often after particpating in a long athletic event

My ass was so dirty, I had the shlitz for three days after that damn marathon!

by Aaron L January 29, 2005

Dropping the schnitzel

an act of surprise, or describing something really cool.
in short - DTS.

"Hey Mandy, Your shirt is so Dropping the schnitzel!"
"Fo' schnitzel"
"Dude, that movie was so good, I dropped the schnitzel! "

by big betty July 31, 2008

schnitz

Meaning: extremely cute in the sense of an animal/baby etc..

That puppy was sooo schnitz.
That was the schnitziest puppy EVER!

by AW July 27, 2004

Schnitzel

The most fitting euphemism which is used interchangeably with "shit." A well trained user will be able to switch between "shit" and "schnitzel" depending on audience.

"Dude, I just took a steamy schnitzel on the hood of that guys car"
"Holy frickin' schnitzel! I just won the lottery!"

by Bizzy Body January 8, 2009

schnitzel

1. nasal sex.

2. to have sexual intercourse with 1 or both of someone's nostrils.

3. verb:to schnitzel; to fuck someone's nose.

"dude I totally schnitzeled my girl last night, the pleasure is intense!

by Ben the Bunny April 28, 2009

schlitzfaced

To get drunk off a cheap malt liquor, like Schlitz.

Damn that girl just fell off her bar stool, she's hella schlitzfaced.

by Noah B. Marion July 8, 2005

schnitzles

Teenie, tiny bits of paper that children often drop onto the carpet which makes them very difficult to clean up. Parents know this and when the see the schnitzling begin they get very tense.

"Stop throwing those schnitzles all over the floor!"

by ambopinambo March 25, 2007