by Amy3424321 January 1, 2012
Get the Scheer mug.a totally fucked up derivative of LISP. A screwy shitty programming language that no self respecting Computer Scientist should ever be forced to work with or look at.
by skeem July 28, 2003
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A group of individuals that see how many people they can hook up with/"talk" to, over a period of time, without anyone catching feelings.
by jaygotswagger June 18, 2012
Get the Team Scheme mug.a kiss or kissing sound, usually meant as a more 'cute' way of expressing a kiss rather than using a word such as 'kiss' or 'smooch'. Usually used in a text conversation, as the word doesn't quite seem to lend itself to oral conversation as well as textual. Is rumoured to have originated in Internet Juggalo vocabulary.
i"I'm gonna schmerp that neden and see if it tastes like cotton candy"/i
crushmonkey: bye for now, muffin
scandalous: *schmerp* bye for now, Angel
crushmonkey *schmerrrrp* :D
crushmonkey: bye for now, muffin
scandalous: *schmerp* bye for now, Angel
crushmonkey *schmerrrrp* :D
by stitchz July 29, 2006
Get the schmerp mug.someone who negatively plans against a plan but goes along with it as if they are onboard.
Someone who has no game when being hollered at from the opposite sex so as it becomes stressful and affects his or her personal and intellectual being.
Someone who has no game when being hollered at from the opposite sex so as it becomes stressful and affects his or her personal and intellectual being.
It was clear she was schemes when, despite repeated attempts at tools making unwanted advances, she was still stressed at the mere thought of the situation even though she has made the pursuant clear of the nonexistant progression of the relationship.
by F. Abignale May 31, 2010
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1)Can replace the work "Thingy"
2)Explaning the direction of something
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1)Can replace the work "Thingy"
2)Explaning the direction of something
3)Whatever
1) "Did you bring the...the schmere?"
2) "Yeah its over schmere..."
3) "Pffft! i don't know, schmere."
2) "Yeah its over schmere..."
3) "Pffft! i don't know, schmere."
by Evan Chandler September 17, 2002
Get the schmere mug.Born 1981, NYC(?), Amy Schumer, not to be confused with the other blonde comic Amy on the horizon, Amy Poehler, is a cute but filfthy, and very funny comic on Comedy Central, both on her own no-laugh track-or-live-audience sketch funny show, "Inside Amy Schumer" (GET your mind outta the gutter with that title, even with her type of material, or maybe there really is a sexual orientation) and recurring, appearances on roasts.
Did a comedy CD "Cutting" (don't ask about the reason for the title) and DVD/CD "Mostly Sex Stuff".
Looks somewhat like a Cabbage Patch doll. Is smokin' hot. IS VERY VERY VERY VERY funny.
And soon to appear and get rather wasted at a theatrical cinema screen near you in Judd Apatow's latest (forthcoming as of this,to be released in a week or two as of this writing) "Trainwreck".
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. And NOT, again, to be confused with the other East Coast Amy with blonde hair and funny humor who works with Tina Fey!
Did a comedy CD "Cutting" (don't ask about the reason for the title) and DVD/CD "Mostly Sex Stuff".
Looks somewhat like a Cabbage Patch doll. Is smokin' hot. IS VERY VERY VERY VERY funny.
And soon to appear and get rather wasted at a theatrical cinema screen near you in Judd Apatow's latest (forthcoming as of this,to be released in a week or two as of this writing) "Trainwreck".
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. And NOT, again, to be confused with the other East Coast Amy with blonde hair and funny humor who works with Tina Fey!
by ESSJAY August 3, 2015
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