1. When your schlong is drenched in a thick, oily sludge (also known as "dick cheese") as a result of poor penal hygene.
2. When you swab your throb cob in a large, lukewarm vat of week old stadium cheese.
2. When you swab your throb cob in a large, lukewarm vat of week old stadium cheese.
1. "I have not showered in a while, so now i have a cheesy schlong."
2. "Salutations, my dear mad'am. I have inquired the knowledge of thou's compulsory indulgences of lactose-based treats, therefore I humbly offer you to succulate upon the Cheesy Schlong for which I dangle forth."
2. "Salutations, my dear mad'am. I have inquired the knowledge of thou's compulsory indulgences of lactose-based treats, therefore I humbly offer you to succulate upon the Cheesy Schlong for which I dangle forth."
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 25, 2017
by gorilla-man October 22, 2003
1. The mechanic is my friend, but he schlonged me on the price.
2. Even though my friends voted for me I still got schlonged in the election.
2. Even though my friends voted for me I still got schlonged in the election.
by wolfmanmos December 23, 2015
by Hot Carl S May 14, 2005
by Big Hoss Harry May 08, 2019
by suppmelll September 23, 2009
one who is only used for his schlong for pleasure but is still whipped constantly by his Master/girlfriend.
by sandrew_1134 November 30, 2008