drunken sap

A wonderful concoction made from one part whiskey and one part REAL maple syrup. best served hot or cold.
hey bartender!
I am cold and I have no energy. what should I have?
bartender: imma gonna hook you up with some a this dank drunken sap poor fella.
by ilpvemaplesytru July 10, 2009
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SAP-fu

The ability to use SAP with Zen-like prowess. Comparable to Google-fu, but for the business enterprise software created in Germany.
Whenever you see a material like that on a customer order, use CS15 to check if it's in a BOM and people will marvel at the strength f your SAP-fu.
by CaptClaude September 09, 2020
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sap out

Exactly like “tap out” but for when someone makes a situation horribly (often unnecessarily) sappy and you can’t take it anymore.
God, dude, Ben’s drunk again, he won’t stop talking about how special this night is etc etc, I’m really about to sap out

Outta nowhere this guy from work starts telling me all this stuff that’s been happening in his life, on my second day! Man I was sapping out hard, but he kept going..
by CJMusic May 09, 2021
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sap life

Sex, Alcohol and Parties, all the single sluttys enjoy that life all the fkn weekends.
Wow she's been living a sap life since she's single.
I NEED A SAP LIFE NOW
Someone told me than the sap life is so funny and freaky.
by The slutty Tiffany November 20, 2019
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Sapped

1. (A) When you are hit so overwhelmingly hard it sends your consciousness into the next dimension and sometimes the afterlife.

(B) A massive punch from a massive man that saps your brain and claps your cheeks dead.|

2. When Big Bob "The Beast Sapp" hits you with such a punch it's a wonder your head didn't fly off your shoulders.

3. When you are playing UFC 3 Undisputed and you get your asscheeks clapped by Bob Sapp. The Sapp. The Beast.

(B) When you attempt to go toe to toe with Bob Sapp and almost die then you wonder why you didn't consider the size of Bob Sapp. Look at the size of Big Bob Sapp, he looks like a Mike Tyson Punchout Boss.
1A "So I look down and Ernesto sticks his head out right as the 20 ton wrecking ball comes flying to the wall. When the ball went buy Ernesto's head just disappeared. That was it. Completely Sapped."

1B "Wow, yeah that's a Sappening if I ever seen one. Brutal.

2. My god, look at the SIZE OF BOB SAPP. Oh and he throws a hammer fist-OH , OH GOD. He's out. Sapped. Damn! Get Sapped. You just got sapped, Takayama.
by Razlo Black August 06, 2020
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sapped

past tense for sip. for any online trash icon
by jenny diggin ♡ March 24, 2018
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Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.
I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.
by SpringFellows April 28, 2016
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