AsM Samurai

A noob that plays c-ops - ClowN

Have you heard of that Noob called AsM Samurai?

by Kai aka clown June 17, 2018

AsM Samurai

A noob that plays c-ops - Clown

Have u heard of that noob named Asm Samurai? He sucks ass at c-ops

by Kai aka clown June 17, 2018

Bearded Samurai

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.

I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.

by DJ Drano July 25, 2011

Velvet samurai

Someone highly skilled in the art of penetrating the 'velvet underground' with the 'pork sword'.

Dude #1: That guy looks like a real velvet samurai.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.

by Piotr Dahl September 04, 2012

Ceramic samurai

'Oohing' and 'aahing' when doing a spicy poo.

Man that curry we had last night was hot, I was a ceramic samurai this morning.

by Shuaman November 20, 2018

samuraiful

Adj.
Full of samurai or involving samurai.

*Most commonly used in reference to anime or manga, but not exclusive to either.

1. Samurai Champloo is one seriously samuraiful anime.
2. Rurouni Kenshin is a samuraiful manga set in the Meji era.
3. Your cosplay outfit is sublime in its samuraifulness.

by Melissa the random samurai August 14, 2006

the legendary samurai

The leader of the samurai arm,y CoryXKenshin

Dude: I can't believe I met the legendary samurai

Bro: Yo I heard he broke Ao Oni's ankles

by Chocothunder November 06, 2017