Sailor’s Rash

The indigestion caused by throat friction and the ingestion of too much seamen.

Dave: I have a sore throat after last nights party.

Rick: Bob dropped an anchor in my throat We. have the Sailor’s Rash.

by DickIsMyMiddleName January 27, 2018

Sailor's Douche

When one washes off their genitals in a sink between sex partners due to not having time to take a shower between dates.

Bryan had a sailor's douche after porking Brenda because he didn't have time to take a shower before his date with Amber.

by Uncle Capitan August 21, 2013

sphincter sailor

somone who likes it up the butt... AKA butt pirate

justin beiber is such a sphincter sailor. he will love getting prison fucked

by southpaw365 March 24, 2014

sailor bro

a person who would otherwise be a bro, but sails; this would mean that they have some critical thinking skills, and rather than knowledge of lifting, they can offer knowledge of all things sail related.

Bro: "Do you even lift bro?"
Sailor Bro: "I get my lift on with Clifton... do you even sail bro?"

by Pickleszsz March 07, 2014

star sailor

one who sails the stars.

yo did you know he was a star sailor?

by Obeloskblue3 January 28, 2019

Creamy sailor

When a sailor is the target of a bukkake while on a naval vessel.

Shipmate- "I can't wait to get underway and be a creamy sailor."

by Dustykeith June 26, 2015

Spicy sailor

A blow job that includes the girl sucking on ice and Fishermen's friends beforehand to give a "chilly" and tingly experience for both parties involved.

Yo man, Jessica gave me a spicy sailor last night, Game Changer.

Wtf is that, Some sort of drink?

Nah it's a blow job with ice and fishermen's friends taken prior to the main event.

by Alcoholic Gordan Ramsay March 13, 2019