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Q: Did you feel my stool?

A1: Yeah, it's made of some nice wood.

A2: Why would I do that? You're gross.
by Glenn McClelland October 3, 2007
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stoolie

A stoolie is a person who reads or follows barstoolsports.com. The stoolie demographic tends to consist of college aged or post-college aged males who read the site on weekdays instead of studying, going to class or working. Stoolies are active participants of the site and contribute to the site's success. Stoolie comments on blogs often highlight the website, and stoolies email "smokes", blog ideas, and other content that bloggers share. Though stoolies are loyal to the website, they are quick to point out grammar and spelling errors. Always brutally honest, stoolies rate the quality of individual blogs, "wake-ups", celebrity asses, and the overall quality of bloggers themselves. In addition, stoolies have been known to cause controversy on the site. Once, stoolies came up with the conspiracy theory that one blogger, "neil" was actually a fictional creation of El Presidente, who wrote terrible blogs in neil's name in order to boost the liking of other bloggers (especially himself). This conspiracy theory led to the #revealneil twitter phenomenon where stoolies demanded a video or picture of neil be posted on the site to confirm his existence.

Although stoolies often post negative comments, they are also very charitable. After the Boston Marathon Bombings stoolies raised hundreds of thousands of dollars in t-shirt sales going to funds to help the victims. However, stoolies are quick to mention that though their hearts are large, nothing is quite as big as El Pres's nose.
From barstool comment section: "My boss just caught me trying to guess Rachel Bison's ass and is having barstool blocked from my computer...turns out the IT guy is a fellow stoolie and will be blocking "barstoolsport.com". Fuckin' stoolies everywhere man, this bitch cant hold me down."

KFC: "The stoolies are an interesting breed."

Stoolies: "We want to wake up to Renee Portnoy!"

El Pres: "Stoolies, shut the fuck up."
by stoolies4lyfe April 28, 2013
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Bar Stool

Damn I feel terrible - the shits running out of me like soup. All that tequila last night gave me bar stool.
by Franco V September 23, 2008
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Stool Nuzzler

One who purportedly enjoys caressing feces with their face. An idiot that you disagree with. Anyone that you think you are superior too.
Listen up stool nuzzlers, last night I played rock bass in front of 500 screaming rock crazed Japanese fans!!
by the Advantaged December 9, 2008
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Stoolbend

When you shitt a huge login in the toilet and it bends down the drain hole
I ate so much last night I had a stoolbend this morning
by Treipin November 20, 2019
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Molten Stool

A fiery piece of shit which is so fiery that it actually burns the inside of your anus as it passes through your rectum.
DUDE. I'M HAVING A MOLTEN STOOL. CALL 911.
by jihadbinladen February 21, 2011
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Stool Pigeon

A nice way of saying, or calling someone a Shit Bird. Usually used in regards to those that are dirty in any manner imaginable.
Man, that dude is a slob, what a stool pigeon!
by Detmurds April 3, 2009
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