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pumpkin fucker

1) One who inserts penis into pumpkins
2) One who fucks pumpkins
person 1: Yo Scotty, I heard about what you did for two bucks, you pumpkin fucker!
by Jajee November 15, 2007
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bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin

The one person who can always make you smile, who shares your hopes and dreams, who makes you whole. Folklore claims that when a soul descends to earth it splits in two, each half of the soul inhabiting a separate body. These two people are forever after 'bumpkin lumpkin pumpkins,' and will never be complete until they find one another.
A person with whom you have an immediate connection the moment you meet -- a connection so strong that you are drawn to them in a way you have never experienced before. As this connection develops over time, you experience a love so deep, strong and complex, that you begin to doubt that you have ever truly loved anyone prior. Your bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin understands and connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are around them. And when you are not around them, you are all that much more aware of the harshness of life, and how bonding with another person in this way is the most significant and satisfying thing you will experience in your lifetime. You are also all that much aware of the beauty in life, because you have been given a great gift and will always be thankful.
I am in love with my bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin.
by Suaver April 12, 2009
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Pumpkin Puss

When a girl's vagina is so plump that it makes her panties, (and in some cases, her pants) bulge out at her crotch.
"Hey Mike, what are you staring at?"
"She's so hot, but when she steps out of the pool my eyes are immediately drawn to the sight of her enormous Pumpkin Puss."
by Vinci22 January 20, 2009
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Pumpkin Pusher

A name commonly given to high school or college basketball players. A word most frequently used by wrestlers, it can also be used by hockey players and other non-basketball winter athletes.
Wrestler: You gay pumpkin pushing pussies, you call that a workout!?.....Basketball Player: Me gay?, your the one groping men in spandex.......Wrestler: At least i'm not a Pumpkin Pusher!!! (If i could just get him on the mat in front of the whole campus, then we'll see how tough he really is)
by theblueone597 March 8, 2009
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Pumpkin Headed Twat

A Singapore expat with a weather balloon for a head. Normally associated with driving hairdresser's cars & applying lip gloss like a nonce at every conceivable moment. Described by Austrlian women in nightclubs as a 'fake queen'. Fully expected to mince at the drop of a hat.
Look at that pumpkin headed twat. His head's so big he's forced to drive a convertible.
by Jeremy Searle September 28, 2004
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Soggy Pumpkin

The soggy pumpkin is given after a man sits in a hot tub for long enough that his balls become engorged and droopy. After attaining the above mentioned condition said man exits the hot tub and slaps a person in his or her forehead with his testicles while throwing up the metal sign and yelling SOGGY PUMPKIN!!!!!
I gave that dirty bitch the soggy pumpkin!
by Drkside79 August 4, 2007
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pumpkin (punkin, punky)

1) A cutie-pie.
2) A hypmonizing rear-end (badonkadonk).
1) Hey punky you silly poon!
2) Check out the punkin on that fizzle!
by MBR May 26, 2003
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