puñatero

Jack off!

That guy was a puñatero!

by kikenose February 16, 2009

chicken plate

Internal hardend parts of Interceptor Body Armor, for instance. May also refer to hardend plates velcroed to flight body armor used by U.S. troops. They are supposed to be able to stop 7.62 rounds.

Make sure that you have your chicken plates in your vest before you go out on patrol. or It was hot as balls in that Chinook, I couldnt wait to land and at least take off my chicken plates and helmet.

by _joe_ May 28, 2007

Man-plate

The floor in front of his favorite place to sit.

As in, "No honey, don't use the man-plate, here's a saucer, hold it under your mouth while you eat that doughnut."

by Frances Goodman September 26, 2009

Redbank Appetizer Plate

This a sexual act for those who simply can not make up their mind as to which sexual act they would like to begin their sexual liason with. Say you are interested in a Danny Glover or a Cleveland Steamer or an Alaskan Gold Rush or a Mississippi Mohawk, or a Texas Toaster or a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone, or possibly even a West Virginia Hand Puppet. Then what you do is write down all the sexual acts you would even consider allowing to be done to yourself and allow your partner to pick 4 or 5 of them. It is just like a appetizer plate from Applebee's with out all the stomach cramps later.

I was really hoping for a black stallion donkey punch Friday night, but DeeDee told me that she would prefer to do me from the ole Redbank Appetizer Plate.

by sneaky schlonge March 4, 2010

Tijuana License Plate

Tattoo right above the ass crack. On older Women you can additionally add a joke about the "Tags" being out of date.

Dude, you catch that? That chick had an excellent Tijuana License Plate!

by HowieD December 23, 2007

Plate Up

To go get some food, mostly at a buffet type setting.

BRB, I'm going to go plate up with some General Tso chicken.

by T.J. Dubz November 3, 2011

number plate

Identifying plates fitted to vehicles in the UK (and elsewhere), carrying the vehicle's registration number.
Similar to License plate, Registration plate etc.

In the UK the reg. no. belongs to the vehicle, not the driver, and contains information about the age of the vehicle and the region in which it was first sold. The system is administered by the DVLA.

The reg. number is alphanumeric, and takes the form AB12 CDE on vehicles registered after 2001, or A123 BCD on vehicles registered before 2001.

Some scouse git has stolen my number plates. Now I will be done by the police.

by oracle February 27, 2006