Pseudo Chug

The action of taking a large bottle of hard liquor-usually vodka, and pretending to "chug" the bottle by making that swallowing movement with your throat. This is usually performed by desperate teens trying to impress a girl or the party animals.

"hey man remember an hour ago when that guy 'chugged' that vodka? he seems fine now, must've been a pseudo chug."

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by LuckByChance June 4, 2009

pseudolicious

Something that one of your friends says will be awesome, but actually sucks.

Friend: Hey, you should get a Zune, they're da bomb!!
You: Ok.

You: This Zune sucks! It's pseudolicious!
Friend: Sorry, bro

by DanMonkfish December 12, 2009

pseudo-orifice

Any space between things that feels like kind of like an orifice, such as the armpits or even behind the knees.

Lube up the pseudo-orifices and we can all join in!

by sudo name December 12, 2010

pseudo drunk

When someone has the behavior of being drunk without them actually consuming alcohol.

Stewie Griffon was acting pseudo drunk when he drank apple juice and thought it was wine.

by hdeedee2 December 8, 2011

PseudOCD

The condition in which you claim to suffer from the serious psychological disorder of OCD, but really you're just slightly more organized than the average human being.

She claims to have OCD about her pens, but I get the feeling it is a case of pseudOCD—given the fact that she is a functioning human being without crippling anxiety over irrational thoughts that have caused her to adopt life-altering rituals to pacify the insatiable fears in her mind.

by dangleismymiddlename July 11, 2015

Pseudohemian

Someone with an upper middle class background and a well-paying job that adopts all the affectations of the bohemian urban living as a superficial cover for his/her truly entitled self.

Parker: Wanna go to the Arts District tonight? I got an invite for the opening of the gastropub run by the chef from the organic single source Bolivian schnitzel craft truck.

Logan: What? I'm so over that whole pseudohemian scene. Can we just get real tacos from a real Mexican restaurant with real margaritas? You know, like real people used to do?
Parker: Ya, I guess you're right. I'm kinda done pretending how much I like Moscow Mules so much better in a copper mug anyway.

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by The Original Tankboy June 23, 2017

pseudo-stalking

When you keep running into someone that you really don't want to run into, and it feels almost spooky or too weird to be a coincidence.

Erika: Wow, my ex-boyfriend just so happens to be going to an event that I'm going to tonight, AND he got a job in a city I used to live in, AND I saw him looking into my bathroom window last night.

Ethan: I think he's engaging in some textbook pseudo-stalking!

by efiki September 8, 2018