by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011
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Get the Procrastination Polka mug.When needing to do something, only to have a sexual thought, image, or sound provoke your inner horniness, thus making you procrastinate, probably due to seeking out porn.
"Dude, I wanted to get that paper done, but I saw a picture of a topless chick on Youtube and was pulled into procrastibation.
by Ramshel March 10, 2012
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When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
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Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
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"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."
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I thought there was no way I'd finish my homework on time, but then I procrastination pumped my way through it.
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