Professor of Smegmatics

A circumcised male who has decided he would have rather had an uncircumcised penis.

"My kid is definitely not getting circumcised; I'm not a fucking penis cutter!" yelled Steve, the Professor of Smegmatics

by leventhowa February 21, 2004

antiwar protestor

One who protests against a declaration of war by one's government. Most recently, they have been protesting against the Iraqi War thingie. Many are decent people who have genuine concerns about things, but there are also the fanatical shitbags who think that lying down in the middle of the fucking road during rush hour is going to solve anything. Those misguided individuals apparently think that preventing people from getting to work or to a hospital because they have severe burns is okay, but its not okay to tear down a dictatorship that has killed millions of its own people.

The majority of antiwar protestors you see on TV are raging narcissitic lunatics, but there are those who know that they can get their point across just by standing on the sidewalk or in a park without screaming their heads off at passers by.

by C-can October 21, 2003

antiwar protestor

A person of liberal belief who protests the United States Military Action aganist a tyrannical regime while a Republican is President.(see Iraq)

This excludes Clinton's was Aganist Serbia because he was a Democrat.
Slobodon was opressing his people, but Saddam was not.

Most anti-war protesters are either aging hippies from the 1960's trying to regain their lost youth or cluless 18-25 year olds with little education and no job who live off thgeir parents money. According to national geographic society study only 7% of all American between 18-25 can identify Iraq on a map.

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

processing

the act of sitting at a computer, bored to tears, wanting to be anywhere but here... maybe even dead, and working through piles and piles and piles of insurance paperwork that you'd really just rather light on fire and make smores with.

heather and i were processing documents the other day when, BLAHHH (self explanatory) addy walked in, obviously hung over and maybe still drunk with none other than the ingredients for smores, so we lit our desks on fire and enjoyed the gooey deliciousness.

by janey smithsonian June 17, 2008

professoress

when you are talking to a female professor of yours you can use this for comic relief. it is joke on on using the word professor to call both female and male humans ;) by specifying using "ess".

you go to her and say:
-"Excuse me, professor..ess"
-"Just professor, a-thank you very much"

as if there's a female version of professor like there is in latin languages
e.g professora, professor

professor Linda: can i help you?
Charlie Student: oh hi, professoress, or are you a doctor-ess already? did you ever get you're phd?

by dionysuswinedudeheyoh September 29, 2010

asshole professor

Janna Maranas

Who is the worst professor? The asshole professor

by JannaMaranas May 23, 2016

Process

To chew food and enjoy it, without swallowing it as to not consume it's caloric value.

Natalie processed a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts in 30 seconds, on national donut day.

by Jjccquiroz June 3, 2016