Estrogen Uncertainty Principle

An article, when observed by a woman, must move to an unknown place.

Honey, do you know what happened to my car keys? ‘Yes, I moved them.’ (Estrogen Uncertainty Principle)

by DenverFlubb August 21, 2018

The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle

The fundamental principle that whenever you're in a disagreement with someone, even though they may be 100% correct, their point will always have a degree of uncertainty due to being a 'bitch ass nigga'.

"Dog, why do you have pics of my girls feet on yo phone?"
"No, I don't"
"Bro they right there"
"Well, due to the The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle, you're wrong"

by IBA-0045633 August 10, 2022

Pryde Principle

Pryde Principle: It will get dumber in precisely the way you thought it couldn't

Can you believe Liz Truss was chosen to select Boris Johnson?
Yup. Pryde Principle in full effect.

by anonymous October 29, 2022

The Personality Principle

When a bro rates a female on the 0-10 scale, the personality principle describes the influence of personality upon the rating. The effect personality has in terms of rating decreases toward the extremes of the scale.

0's and 10's: No possible change from personality
1's and 9's: Possible change of 1 point up or down (as a result of personality)
2's and 8's: Possible change of 1 point up or down (as a result of personality)
3's and 7's: Possible change of 1.5 point up or down (as a result of personality)
4's and 6's: Possible change of 1.5 point up or down (as a result of personality)
5's: Possible change of 2 point up or down (as a result of personality)

A 10 will always be a ten no matter how bitchy or cool they are; a 5 can possibly be a 3 or a 7 depending on their personality

PSA for all women, your personality matters!

Austin: "Hey dude, I met a dime last night but she was a mega bitch. Still a 10 though.
Andrew: "Did you meet any other women?"
Austin: "Yeah there was this decent-looking 5 but she was super cool. After the night was over, I'd rate her a 7."
Andrew: "That's The Personality Principle at work, bruh."
*High-fives*

by The Bitch Principles September 2, 2015

Orabaku Principle

The sacred rule that what has been said once shall not be repeated.

The Orabaku Principle states that what has been stated, cannot be stated once again.

by MelakaMandela August 27, 2023

The Caruana Principle

The Caruana Principle states that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a discussion with faeces being the main topic approaches 1.

Mark: "Hey how comes we always end up talking about shit?"
Jane: "Thats The Caruana Principle man"

by turkeyturkey2020 February 19, 2021

Botswana principle

Expertise in something obscure because there's less competition

I learnt to play jazz double bass because of the Botswana principle

by Basil Fawlty falls over February 20, 2019